(Johnny Tillman Smith, Bonnie Bramlett and Jess Raphael)

Two Glasses into the wine she said

I can tell what you got on your mind she said

Every guy will tell you he’s different

Which proves you’re all the same

I’m not saying it’s you alone she said

It’s that thing in the chromosomes she said

It’s that big old “Y” in your genes that makes you all insane

And I said

Never even thought about it, never even give it a thought

Never even thought about it, never even crossed my mind

Two bites of a bloody red steak she said

Every woman is a bit of a fake she said

All the plucking and clipping and tucking that makes us who we are

It’s the men who want us that way she said

Like their the gods and we’re made out of clay she said

They can mess with the shape of my chest

But not with the size of my heart

And I said

Never even thought about it, never even give it a thought

Never even thought about it, never even crossed my mind

Two minutes after desert she said

I’m not asking for you to play hurt she said

Any guy who says he’s romantic

Is hoping she’ll give him some pain

Then she looked me straight in the eyes and said

Play it right and I’ll give you the prize she said

Then she smiled and shifted her thighs

And asked if I play the game

And I said

Never even thought about it, never even give it a thought

Never even thought about it, never even crossed my mind